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A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds
kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I
Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
A fuckboy who only texts you and flirts with you at 1 am when he’s bored and has nothing else to do.
Girl 1: He’s so cute! Last night he was telling me so many sweet things!
Girl 2: Stop it, hes a 1 am-er, he didn’t mean any of that.
another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"
person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter
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What I wish I could tell my parents...
"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter
A ams response is where somebody gives a awnser to a image or text with a bland watered down message of 1 or 2 words stating the obvious of the text or image.
What a mood killer.
User: Wow look I finally got this new set of armor, it took me super long and tons of time to grind I even got this cute modification for my helmet!
(User sends photo of armor with a cat helmet)
Ams response: furry