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An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
It has become apparent to most of us as we head into this impeachment inquiry that the Pussy Grabber in Chief is a very stable asshole.
A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.
Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!
Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.
"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."
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After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.
Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."
Charles- "Jesus Christ"
When your ass creates a poop that causes a shaken champaign bottle effect. This is usually induced by mass amounts of beer the night before. Tacos and other messy foods do not create such a shit because they leave the fecal mater very runny where there needs to be a build up of solid shit to clog the sphincter followed by pure liquid.
Axel had a bad case of buck-shot-asshole after two dollar Tuesday.
Dude cant hang out got a bad case of buck-shot-asshole.