Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)

start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the

HYENA REBOUND

i.e.definition "Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)"

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shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!

"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"

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Sudden Onset Gravity Attack

Medical Term used mostly in EMS that refers to the injury of a fall. Mostly used to describe falls in the assisted living community and nursing homes to other medical personel.

Yeah its a 61yo females suffering from a sudden onset gravity attack

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I identify as an attack hellicopter

Being in the closet.

"I identify as an attack hellicopter"

"So you're in the closet?"

"Yeah! I'm pansexual"

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What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

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ad HOMO-inem attack

After proving that the homosexual lifestyle is indeed promiscous and disease ridden, and that there is indeed a "gay agenda", hence the lifestyle and agenda being detrimental to Christian Judeo values and western civilzation as a whole, your opponents (because they can't argue against facts), accuse you of the things that they've been defending all along.

You're so gay.

Stop with the ad HOMO-inem attack.

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