Claire: hey jay
Jay: hmm?
Claire: It's August 18th
Claire: Come here
Jay gets kisses
the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot
wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch
August niggas are the real lover boys
August niggas are the real lover boys
Female: He's been with that girl for 4 year
Female two: Yeah he cares and love her he is a lover boys
After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
I fucking failed toilet eruption august!
Throw your short friend day
August 7th is where you throw your shortest friend in your friend group
August 7th is the day where any guy named James and his significant other have a free pass to exchange nudes. Don’t hate...they just love eachother a lot.
It’s august 7th...James’s lucky day!
August 7th is the day where any guy named James and his significant other have a free pass to exchange nudes. Don’t hate...they just love eachother a lot.
It’s august 7th...you know what that means!