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Baby dose

When someone baby doses, it means they're still using drugs, but they're using it in a smaller amount (or claim to be) just to get high occasionally.

Tonya: I baby dose now and again just for the taste...

by December 15, 2020


Cock Baby

A simile for the word fuck boy, man slut, and etc.

"That dude is such a fucking Cock Baby"

by Bambi Cock June 13, 2019


spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.

Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!

by Zara Zara June 07, 2017


furball baby

A baby puppy who is very playful and active. Like Maltese or Shih Tzu, or any hairy puppy.

"Come here furball baby"!!

* it ignores you and keeps playing.*

by icecreamislife May 27, 2017


pimp baby

A younger sibling who is extremely successful in dating (usually more successful than older siblings).

Older sibling: Hey Pimp Baby! That's one hot ass of a girlfriend you've got.
Pimp Baby: Nah, that's just a girl I'm talking to.

by LinguisticsGeek November 13, 2013


Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE April 16, 2012


Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you

"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"

by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019