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A common social media principle that states the following:
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her
“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?
When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.
Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.
The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile
OMG (said by female). " I just saw a play by HWale California. I came 3 times."
Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy
Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over
An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"