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A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.
"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"
The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.
The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.
Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.
I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.
A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash
I’ll put these sockets into this cotton candy container
Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole
Mike is in jail eating that candy corn
A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.
I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.
In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."