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When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.
Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.
Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt
Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain
MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.
Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.
"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."
"Yeah."
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When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.
I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain
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To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra
Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....
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An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"
Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...
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