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A person who
1) lives outside the United States
2) surround their lives around standardized tests (SAT, SAT II, ACT)
3) try everything to get into a college (usually Ivy League), and does the actions at the expense of other people's well-being
4) retake 2300/2400 SAT scores
5) talk non-stop about AP exams during recess, lunch-time, after school, sports practices (many don't do sports), family dinner, shower, & part of their daily prayers before they go to bed
6) attend multiple private tutoring centres and boast about the greatness of his/her tutor
7) worships the phrase "___, what is your overall average GPA?"
8) does every bit of available volunteer activity, thinking that it will boost their university applications
9) wastes thousands of dollars on university visits and end up getting rejected from most of them
person 1: FAIL! I got 2300. RETAKE
person 2: shut up you US College Whore
person 1: I did 15 APs. I got 14 5s and 1 4. Am I fucked for Harvard?
Person 2: US College whores...f*ck you
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An album released by the band, The Descendents,in 1982, becoming one of the band's most popular albums, and earning it's spot as one of the most influential punk albums of it's time. Singing songs about not getting any, break-ups and bears, anyone willing to buy it won't be wasting their money.
Milo Goes To College, 1982, SST Records
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ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.
Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"
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st columbas college is an expensive secondary school in Ireland full of people who don't know what public transport is and can't decide which Rolex to wear to dinner, sorry "supper". most students in the school are germans who get any moment of free time to smoke a fag or chug an entire bottle of wine.
they wear big harry potter gowns and wear white ones for special occasions like a sacrifice to Satan and they all gather in the church to sing some shitysongs and go home in their dad's gold incrusted landrover
Guy: you go to st columbas college
ME: yeah why
GUY: inst that really espensive harrt potter dress up school
ME: if you say so
Guy: you must be rich
me: ye fine
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A community college in Cupertino, California established in 1967 with affiliations with Foothill College. Unofficially, the "Harvard" of all community colleges because of the rate students transfer to UCs or CSUs. Lots of international students, FOBs, and hot girls. It has the Flint Center and its own Planetarium and is currently a smoke-free campus. Overall, it's a pretty chill school.
Two notorious incidents happened here, first one being an averted columbine-style shooting by a student named Al DeGuzman who was caught when he tried to print out pictures of himself with his guns, at Longs Drugs. The second incident is the protest against Colin Powell, where protestors were being beaten by riot police.
Foothill Student: Foothill College is better than De Anza College!
De Anza Student: Your face!
*Foothill student runs away crying*
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deep in the woods you may find heaven or hell and if you stick around for four years they hand you a degree. a beautiful place
"Here is an example of a wensday night at paul smiths college"
Forestry major: After we drink these pabsts we will walk across the frozen lake to have a fire and invite larger ladies whom no one will judge me for getting with
Culinary major: Yes but first lets smoke this well grow outdoor that is very cheap here in the fall and eat some of my carrot soup
Recreation major: I sure love the proximity of the adirondack mountains, now lets go get those fat chicks
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CAC is located in Egypt. This is just one of the many high schools that are a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. The crappy insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. It's run poorly by a team of out of touch assholes who people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing and poorly planned projects. It's also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes while people you don't know make fun of you. Not to mention the crappy food selection. There are only two equally shitty options: Jared's Bagels, and Cilantro. Cilantros is thought to be some fancy ass place, when all it really is, is processed factory-made sandwiches at outrageously high prices. Jared's is if you want a quick, cheap heart attack during passing periods. And on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
In the end, it's a pretty decent place. I'd just rather have no high school than any high school. Cairo American College is what you make of it.
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