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As is. Describes a drink that just tastes like an orgy in a cup. Such a drink would taste so delicious, that it would most likely have to be banned around the world because it would soon become an addictive substance. Due to the fact that many people have varying taste-buds, the specific drink may vary on a person-to-person basis.
You have to try that new Monster. I drank it and five seconds late, I destroyed Pluto with my pinky. I'm not kidding, that stuff was "Sexinacup (Sex in a cup).
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Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.
Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!
I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.
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n. At the climax of "doggystyle" sex, the penis is removed from the vagina or anus in such a way that ejaculate covers both the lower vagina and anus (Or testicles and anus in male-male intercourse). The receiver of the cup maintains their position until the "ice cream" is licked off, either by the "ice cream" dispenser or a third party.
When Julie farted, the ice cream bubbled out of the cup.
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n.
1. A beverage typically ordered from a bartender at a bar/club or any place serving fine spirits whose sole contents are at least 6 ounces of chilled vodka with no ice. Usually chugged and followed by additional cup o vodka's. Known side effects include improved social skills, slurred speach, and short term memory loss.
2. An expensive beverage that is actually created by taking 3 vodka on the rocks beverages removing the ice and placing all the vodka in a sole glass.
Known side effects same as above but instead you drop like $68 on 2 drinks
derived from drunken american english circa 2002.
Dude you dropped how much on a cup o vodka?
How did you order these drinks? Oh it is hard work (wiping of the brow) I asked the bartender for a cup o vodka and she poured me like a shot and I was like no no like a martini and then she doubled the vodka content in the glasses , then I told her if you fill them all the way up I will leave you an absurd tip. And that boys and girls is how you order a cup o vodka
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An ass that sticks out far enough to set a cup of tea down without spilling.
You could almost fit a bucket on that tea cup ass.
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When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.
Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril
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The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.
Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!
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