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Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.
Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?
Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.
Every November 6th, a female/male can date their crush all day without their crush knowing. Only they know they are dating them.
Female/Male: Hey! Happy National Date Your Crush Day babe!
Crush: Um. What?!
When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.
Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.
October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!
National go on a date day is the best
This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
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(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?
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