A type of disease that makes your voice very deep.
Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?
Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.
When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.
Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease
A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.
*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."
When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.
“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”
When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.
Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.
The condition that a human fly suffers from.
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.
Maybe she has human fly disease?
I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.