A huge set of knockers, that make you wanna put your dong between them.
Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!
Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them
1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad
Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"
The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"
Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.
Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!
An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.
Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger
when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.
BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’
A insult that is a cross between dipshit and ding dong. Used in a scenario where you don’t want to piss off the offending party, but want to voice your anger.
Guy 1: “It didn’t stop us when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor”
Guy 2: “That was the Japanese dip dong”
Guy 1: “Whatever man.”