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Flying donut is the best stan acc
When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole
My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole
Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.
'oh she looked alright'
'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"
She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.
When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom
A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.
He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.
verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach
Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!
Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪