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A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.
Eh... it has it's charm.
I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!
someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
dave look at this dr dick face
It's a kind innocent sweet girl. she's too adorable and loveable. She is everyone's friend who texts them quickly once you text her. She also loves online shopping and dreams to be the official ambassador of the shop!!. Once you are friends with her, you will NEVER regret it. Trust me
Dr. Peanut Its nice to met you!!
When you sit on your hand until it is numb and put on a medical grade glove and masturbate with yourself.
Man, being stuck in my apartment is tough, but at least I can have a visit with Dr. Strangeglove every now and then.
When you want to get out of school to have a bong billy and smoke some weed / have a rage
Kid: Yeah im leaving early i have a doctors appointment with Dr Billy
Teacher: Oh, thats fine your free too leave
When you use google to diagnose yourself because you just don’t know what you’re suffering from and you’re afraid your doctor will brush it off like it’s nothing. Obviously not a good idea because you’ll get diagnosed with Cancer, Tumours, Multiple Sclerosis, and CTE (The very thing that Chris Benoit had).
Person: Dude, I searched up my symptoms and google told me I have CTE!!!
Other person: Ah, I see you visited Dr Google. And no, you dont have CTE.