e-jumped

when someone on the internet verbally destroys you.

i got e-jumped for saying something mean about the president.

e-fascist

one of those assholes who's one goal in life is to delete all of your wiki articles

holy shit that smile*69 is a e-fascist

e-door

The thing that closes when you unfriend or block someone on social media, likeFacebook.

"Don't let the e-door hit you Iin the as in the way out. "

e-blunt

A concoction of one nicotine device and one marijuana vaporization device consumed simultaneously.

I feel real woozy. I just hit an e-blunt 🥴😷

e-taining

When an electronic device is entertaining.

Mike's phone is e-taining him

e-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

e-blivious

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.

Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!