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1. Two people who are dating but never act like a couple in person but on Facebook they comment on every single of each others' statuses and they constantly write "I loveee you" on each others walls.
2. Two people who are not actually dating but they flirt on Facebook as if they were madly in love, they may have a different love interest in the outside world but on Facebook they dearly love each other.
1. Michelle - "Wow Bob and Chelsea never even look at each other when I see them, are they really going out?"
Paige - "Yeah, I think so, they write "I <3 U" and "I luv u moreeee" on each others walls every single freaking day, it's ridiculous!"
2. Michelle - "Are Roberta and Greg in love, on Facebook they comment on every singe picture of each other..."
Paige - "Nooo Greg is in love with her but Roberta is totally not interested, she's with Sean. Roberta and Greg are just a Facebook couple."
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a person who leaves cryptic messages in their status or on people's walls to elicit comments such as "what?" "do tell" and "are you OK?" or just to seem mysterious and inaccessible.
Facebook tease (status update) "re-thinking things ..."
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"
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The common practice of displaying exceedingly attractive pictures of oneself on facebook or other online community; the pictures are often disproportionately flattering compared to the individual’s looks in real life.
Jeff agrees to meet Debbie after a month of online chatting. He's mostly motivated by her smoking hot online pictures. When they finally meet, she has 3 teeth (2 in her pocket) and an Adam's apple. She had obviously been putting her facebook forward.
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A "herb" (stupid annoying person) in facebook form.
A pathetic attention whore looking to give constant useless updates during their everyday life (or lack of life) on the website known as facebook.
A facebook herb is also known as a person who responds, comments, and has any concern for these updates as well.
Examples of "Facebook Herb" Status Updates:
"I had work today"
"Not feeling well, show me some love"
"I'm a loser please give me attention in any form"
"Omg such drama last night at the party rofl lolz"
"Jim is coming over...I'm so excited!!!! : )"
"New pics!!! Comment and raise my self esteem!!"
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When a person temporarily deactivates their Facebook account because they feel as though it's taken over their life. Deactivation can also be brought on by no longer wanting to be constantly connected to newsfeeds and constant status updates because of lack of interest or little time to check site. Facebook Sabbaticals are typically for an undetermined length of time and not always announced to friends.
Hey, I tried to post something on your wall but I couldn't find you..." "Yeah, my bad, I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical.
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When a Facebook addict gets stuck for hours and hours reading friend's status updates, posting pics, searching for long lost friends, sending gifts, etc., until he or she loses all perception that the outside world exists.
Kevin told me that he spent from 9:30 PM to 3:00 AM last night stuck in an absolutely deadly Facebook Whirlpool. He forgot to eat dinner, walk the dog, and completely blew off his date.
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When all your friends used to be on bebo/myspace but one by one they drop and join Facebook. This is called the "Facebook Flu" or the "Facebook Fucker Flu". No longer do people go on bebo or myspace, so you resort to commenting yourself....
John: Hey, check my new bebo skin?
Peter: Are you stupid? It's all happening on Facebook!
John: Peter, you've got the Facebook Flu
Peter: Argh....!
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