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, close their eyes, and rub their hands together in a mass ball of amazingness
Last year at EDC this group of girls called me over to join their hand orgy. Then one stuck a lotion-drenched hand down my pants
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How well a pimp can control his hoes. Also, how well he can keep his hoes without another pimp with a stronger pimp hand coming and taking his hoes.
My pimp hand is so strong, I walked into Leroy's territory, smacked his bitch ass up, and took his hoes AND his Cadillac!
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The best fucking Dashboard Confessional song ever!!!
Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember, I'll always remember the sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights, the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers - and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late, and this walk that we shared together - the streets were wet and the gate was locked, so I jumped it and I let you in, and you stood at your door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me like you meant it - and I knew that you meant it.
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n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces
Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--
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Another term for remote control
Hey Mac, gimme the hand nigger so I can change the channel!
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WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND
MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH
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Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.
End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?
Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"
Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.
Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.
A mob ensues.....
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