'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

The definition of awesomeness.

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.

I'm so fucking bored

Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason

Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

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I'm so fucking bored.

When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.

"I'm so fucking bored." i'm so fucking bored

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i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

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Fuck this shit I'm out

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.

Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

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i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs

When a girl shows off.

"i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs"
"Yeah you are like other girls"
"No I'm not!

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I'm good off you

I'm done with you. Over it. Not for the bs. DMV slang.

You play too many games, I'm good off you.

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