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A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich
“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”
A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.
What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?
The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…
Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.
Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.
We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.
We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.
Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas
A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.
I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.