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"My uncle works at Nintendo" is a facetious statement which is often jokingly used to spread false insider information about Nintendo and its upcoming projects.
People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.
The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.
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1) Absolutely any woman that your girl works with that has slighted her in anyway (this can be someone who was a best friend two days ago.)
2) The woman who for one reason or another will not give you any nookie.
Her: Do you know what Amy did today?
You: Who's Amy?
Her: That Bitch From Work (TBFW)
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You: You saw that tight ass skirt she was wearing today?
Your Friend: Who?
You: That Bitch From Work (TBFW)
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The process of ballin or going to work. Can be said while playing video games or any competitive sport. Gets the crowd hype and brings up your intensity level.
Yo you just got a 5 kill streak on Cod" " I know right, Lets go to work doe
Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."
Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"
Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
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Usually when someone is very confused in a text conversation they would send a meme that reads out: “___.exe has stopped working” This originated from a Windows pop-up message if a window takes too long to respond.
Guy #1: Everything in the world is either made of bananas or not bananas...
Guy #2: *Guy #2.exe has stopped working*
Guy #1: lol
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An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.
"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"
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Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
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