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Wednesday, 26 July 2023
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On this day you have to gay someone then the gayed person has to gay someone before the end of the day when clock strikes 00:00 23. The gayed person is gay until next gay day.
July 22. Gay day the gay day is bad i always get gayed.
a beautiful, brown eyed, brunet, competitive, very responsible, smart, star material, young woman that is starting her career as an actress, i know she will make it :)
"Julie Elizabeth Marie Long" is going to become a very successful actress
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The state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. Or, you know, pandas.
"I can't even believe you would accuse me of being straight! I totes want to shag Miss X."
::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."
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if you were born on july 20th 2006 your bestfriend is fucking your dad
person 1: when were your born?
person 2: 20 july 2006 why?
person 1: oh because im fucking your dad
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The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.
Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*
Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️
This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.
(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.
Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
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