let's go bowling tonight

L.G.B.T . l.b.b.t

Bob who was a member of the LGBT community said " let's go bowling tonight"

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Let's get far out

Smoking marijuana till you feel gone. Far out.

Cool dude 1 "Hey man I got some tree."
Cool dude 2 "Good shit, let's get far out!"
Cool dude 1 "Fasho!"

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1 2 3 let’s go bitch

A meme within the Taylor Swift fandom created after a video went viral of a girl screaming “1 2 3 let’s go bitch” during the song Delicate at Taylor’s reputation Stadium Tour in Pasadena. This trend caught on quickly, to the point where Taylor even started to join in by counting on her fingers. To this day, the meme lives on.

Taylor: “We can’t make, any promises now can we babe, but you can make me a drink...”

Swifties: 1 2 3 LET’S GO BITCH!!!

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let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.

“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

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Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

let me look up the definition of collect

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.

"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."