Random
Source Code
Random
What you say when you hear something you totslly don't believe.
Girl1: My friend just got her nose pierced!
Girl2:Whoa-m-g!
1👍 1👎
Usually found in text and iMessage, these people use super cute, adorable, hilarious, charming bitmojis that inaccurately portray who they are in person - whether it’s their looks or personality. This is a common tactic used in online dating before 2 people meet.
An aggressive form of being bitmo-m-g’d involves friending the other person on Snapchat to enable the couples feature on Bitmoji. This allows the abuser to send imaginary-fantasy-relationship like bitmojis to the victim in order for them to say “awwwwww 😍”, thus creating a false sense of hope of what it would be like as a couple in person. Bitmo-m-g’d is a serious crime in 1.37 states as it is a form of mental abuse and is punishable up to a lifetime ban of using the popular messaging feature if found to be abused under the Internet Crime Act Commission. In Section IC.1101 - this stands true for both abuse of emojis and bitmojis.
Best girlfriend: Oh no! What’s wrong girl??! Why are you crying??
Victim: I just broke up with him 😭
Best girlfriend: I’m sorry! Why didn’t it work?? You two looked so happy in your bitmojis!
Victim: 😭 I don’t know 😭 ... he ... he ... he just ended being a different person. In Bitmoji, he was this hot, cute, silly little 2D cartoon on my phone ... in person - not so much. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I got bitmo-m-g’d 😭😭😭
1👍 1👎
A kick ass computer company that r0x0rz my s0x0rz.
I bought my computer from Big M Enterprises and it rocks!
3👍 7👎
Pimps Making Cash, Powerful Mind Control, Phasing Most Crews, Proffesional Mic Control, Playas Must Continue, Pimpin Many Chicks,
5👍 17👎
this term describes sum1 who is an elephant arsed mother fcuker.
10👍 41👎
Simple form of "multi orgasmic". To experience more than one orgasm before moving on to other activities.
"I hoped we would have time for an orgasm, but was lucky enough for m-orgasm. Good thing I drank plenty of fluids".
Past tense:
"I didn't just cum....I m-orgasm'd the dude".
Adjective:
"He's a righteous lover, effortlessly m-orgasmic".
Adverb
"M-orgasmically speaking , they were well matched".
Some kinda Verb:
"Meanwhile, back at The Ranch, Bob and Alice's m-orgasming, woke the neighbors".
Noun
"When one orgasm won't do, only having more will. One orgasm must insist on m-orgasm".
First written use:
"My mind makes me 'magin making moments o'mad midnight mating midst music n' multiple m-orgasms with m'lady".
(Sir William to his Mistress)
4👍 111👎