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A total bitch. Usually talk to multiple guys at one time, and gives out dirty looks at her desposal.
“yea she’s being a total mary elizabeth today.”
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Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.
Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..
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A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.
Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.
Billy: "So what did you do last night?"
Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."
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when an unexpected, large object is taken out of a smaller container. This word is derived from the children's movie Marry Poppins, who had a magic bag that could contain large objects.
Dude, did you see that porno when the midget Mary-popped out of his underwear??
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marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.
omg i love marie may 's instagram account its so cute
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Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
"Yo Johnny! Look at that Mary Call over there! She's such an asshole!"
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A gruesome sex act that involves the opening of an umbrella inside the orifice of another individual.
Karen was rushed to the emergency room after Bob decided to surprise her with a Mary Poppins for their anniversary.
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