a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.
my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick
Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall
Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"
Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"
A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!
Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.
I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.
A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen
Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.
The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.
Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.