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Beard

The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.

Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?

Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.

by November 28, 2020


Beard

A beard is easily grown by a woman sitting on a man’s face

Look luke has a beard he must be having fun

by Nejdbensus August 3, 2022


Beard

Term for a woman "dating" a gay man in order to conceal his homosexuality.

"No one will think I am gay if I have a beautiful beard on my arm."

by Bang Ding Ow January 8, 2022


Beard

A boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.

Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

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A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

by nurdygurl June 10, 2024


Beard

A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.

Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

by nurdygurl June 10, 2024


bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart February 16, 2016


Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024