The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.
That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...
Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.
Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.
A fruit locker is a locker, usually one at school, where people put fruit, vegetables and other food items (usually from lunch) inside of a locker and leave it alone so that the food rots and creates a horrible smell.
There's a fruit locker in locker 121.
Children born by natural child birth.
I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.
A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.
“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”
When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.
I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.
A brand of gum which achieved meme status because of how unpopular it is due to the fact that its flavor fades almost instantly after you put it in your mouth.
My patience for other peoples' bullshit lasts about this long: (Insert Fruit Stripe zebra here)