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“dude this Friday is Phone Sex Friday! who are you gonna have phone sex with”
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Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
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An absolute genius in creating rapper names.
Person 1: Yo bro I want to be a rapper but I don't know what to call myself
Person 2: No worries bro I'll hit up Lil house phone he'll come up with something
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A payphone kid wears jelly braclets,
Listens to heavymetal (not hardcore),
Usually over weight,
Very annoying,
Tries to hard but only acheives a level
under scene..which is payphone.
Nasty hair,
Listens to metallica, ozzy, m.manson.
DISGUSTING
avoid these kids.
They sit by the Payphones in the morning.
"Did you see that Pay Phone Kid ?"
"YEAH....EW."
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A mistress or mister that is on the down low and is not worthy of a real phone number.
Dude that chick is hot!
Bro shes a throw away phone.
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Phone off the hook means there's Someone listening to your conversation ease dropping
Phone off the hook. It's like you have two phones in the house you're on one and someone's listening on the other one that means the phone is off the hook
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sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them
damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!
steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........
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