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A fucking all out baller who teaches the shittiest subject at new paltz middle school. this nigga be fucking getting paid to teach snot nose brats. Anywho, this boi is a bad nigga.
yo nigga, its Bryan the fucking goat Krebs
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nicholas brown likes to ride dildos
(nicholas)"i'm literally goated on the sticks"
(Jacob)"so you like to ride dildos?"
nicholas brown is goated on the sticks
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(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.
I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.
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Ahsoka tano throat goat
Ahsoka tano throat goat
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The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.
Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"
Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."
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A derogatory name you would use to describe someone who is so fucked up you wouldn't be surprised if they fucked goats in the ass.
Chuck was talking about fucking your grandmother! He's such an ass-ramming goat fucker!
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Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.
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