hair metal

Hair Metal is an ambiguous term applied to almost any metal band from the 80's by hipsters and often - ironically - former fans of these bands. It is not a single musical genre that can be classified by musicologists in terms of keys, modes, writing styles, et cetera. It was a visual image cultivated by the record companies and shared by several bands.

Hair Metal as a whole is not much different than alternative or grunge in the early nineties. A few original bands started the scene and the record companies molded every other band in the "alternative" image until they milked it dry. The music had almost nothing to do with any kind of genre. The RHCP were as much a part of the scene as Nirvana, Sonic Youth, REM, Violent Femmes, and Pearl Jam. The only common thread was they all wore plaid!

I really had to laugh when someone mentioned earlier how Alice in Chains had more substance than any number of hair bands. Apparently there are people who have no idea that Alice in Chains actually started out as a glam metal band complete with lipstick makeup and big cheazy hair. No wonder why he over-dosed..........

Or how bout Weezer. Bet you never knew Rivers Cuomo was in a hair band called zoom.

two words:

metal sludge

lord knows what's hiding in your favourite bands past

Hair Metal, Alice In Chains, Weezer, Glam Metal, Rivers Cuomo

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public hair

pubic hair made known to the public

Some guy ran by and pulled mike's pants down and out unfurled a thicket of angry public hair.

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hair whore

One who delights in feeling the hair of every person in a room.

Dude 1 - "Dude, did you see that?
Dude 2 - "Yeah i saw...what a hair whore!

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hair bear

also know as hurr burr, Derogatery Term used To Someone With Beautiful and long/big Hair.

Hahaha. Look at that pikey and all that hair. What a hair bear.

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Hair lip

hair lip is what you get when you go down on girl that has a "bush" and you come up with hair in your mouth.

bitch, i am tired of getting a freaking hair lip every time i eat you, shave that thing.

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Purple Hair

What Mallory has.

An act of rebellion, usually against one's parents.

I admire that flowy Purple hair of Mallory.

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braiding hair

Braiding Hair is a secret word for Fucking someone like if ur talking about someone near you or talking in front a person who shouldnt know..This word was made from a diirty whore name Brittany Kuhn who braids peoples hair and then ends up fucking them

DAAMN that niggas sexy ima have to braid his hair later..

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