5-Day-Weekend

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss

Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*

Jackie 5-E

THE WORST KID EVER. HORRIBLE.

Jackie 5-E was a very annoying child.

Far cry 5

A shooter game where you gotta save a random county in Montana from a bitch-ass cult

Me: HEY BRO WANNA PLAY FAR CRY 5???

5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.

Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

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5 Seconds of Summer

5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not a fucking boyband) who enjoys teasing their fans and seeing them suffering. It consists of Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, and Michael Clifford.

5 Seconds of Summer also called as 5sauce

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5 finger hug

a hand job

frank just gave me a 5 finger hug

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The 5-1-6

516 is the area code for Nassau County, New York on Long Island. The 516 includes excellent places to blaze up the chronic, including HEMPsted, Jones Beach, and Teddy Roosevelt's grave.

It's much better to blaze up in the 516 than in the 631 with all those Suffolk County pussy poseurs.

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