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When you have so much work that you say stupid things to people, primarily on facebook.
Bro1: Hey bro, tell me a story.
Bro2: A story. wtf, why?
Bro1: shit, idk dude. I think i'm getting work drunk; I just have soo much to do.
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God of the drunk is easily defined by a Scotsman we all love, Rummy. Or his more popular alias Gunblader.
Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed
OR
Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.
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To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.
Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!
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Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.
Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.
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Being so drunk that everything pisses you off and hitting and pinching becomes your only form of communication. Often results in the loss of shoes especially if they are boots or heels. Loss of volume control is the first sign of an individual becoming Kayla drunk.
After a magnum bottle of champagne and a few Screw Drivers, Denise had become Kayla drunk hitting her friends and throwing her heels into the forest, while yelling at cars.
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Becoming very intoxicated on beer or whiskey while at a Bar.
"Hey dude, I'm pretty flack drunk, trying to roll out?"- Dude1
"I'm pretty flacked"-Dude 2
"I'm awfully flacked, not sure where I'll wake up tomorrow, probs gonna get a slick hummer on the sly"- Dude 3
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When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.
Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"
Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"
Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"
Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"
Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"
Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....
Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"
Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)
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