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When you hold it in for so long that when you go to the bathroom it just shoots out like an airplane, likely mimicking the sound of one.
MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY IM BAKING A PLANE!!!
When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.
I hope that behatch bakes in oven.
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Lady bakes a brownie on the sidewalk when she couldn't make it to the toilet. dump
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When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro
whoa bro pretty joggers
yoooooooo
Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.
Man, that bong hits so well. I'm epic baked.
1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.