at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

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big orange muppet with little grabby hands

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

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Orange Menace Syndrome

(also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome, or TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their bio-genetic and bio-molecular hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary.

supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or Orange Menace Syndrome

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bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana

bornana.

eminem: bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana.
he is truly one of the rappers of our generation.

red orange yellow green blue indigo violet

The seven colors of the rainbow, also the same colors of the pride flag for LGBTQ.

Dude 1: What are the colors of the rainbow.
Dude 2: Umm.. it's red orange yellow green blue indigo violet.
Dude 3 in the corner: HAHA! YOU GAY!

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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