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Fez's fake pizza shop that never seems to be open. A hilarious phone call set-up from That 70's Show.
Fez: (answers phone) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed. (Fez hangs up phone).
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This pie that can be found in Dayton Ohio provides no redeeming qualities other than the ability to cure hangovers. Students at the University of Dayton have fed on this pie in times of great headaches and amidst poor decisions as a survival instinct passed down to them from alcoholic flyers for generations. Although the pizza is butt awful after bonging a case of beast this greasy pie will taste so incredible you wont even notice the horrific breath it gave the girl you were just hooking up with. But the cheesy bread is OK!
I am so fucking hammered dude, lets go home and order some Cousin Vinnys Pizza and pass out
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hello my close friend. I have come to inform you that the homo sapien who brings a dish known as pizza to people's houses has now arrived in the vicinity of our household. I am now going to decend our stairs to get to our main entrance and exit to retrieve our pizza.
"ayo the pizza here!"
*he then falls down the stairs, breaking his legs on the way down, and after screams that his ears burn even though his ears never made contact with the ground.*
The cheap, thin crust, high-cholesterol frozen pizzas readily available at white trash grocery stores such as Aldi. Despite the name, they are delicious. White trash pizza in its truest form has no toppings - it's just crust, sauce, cheese, and probably a few chemicals you don't want to hear about.
Guy: I'm gonna throw a white trash pizza in the oven. Want to split it?
Dude: Hell yeah.
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An illegal act that will be impossible to do and you will suffer a consequence by god himself which will result to death
Papa John's: Everyone I'm going to out pizza the hut
Every living thing in a 80 mile radius: ARE YOU INSANE
Some do that appears from the sky: I'm God and you shall be punished for trying to out pizza the hut
God: *Strikes Papa John with lightning*
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Pizza with the crust made out of cornbread, for sauce they usually use grape jelly, and for cheese they use spoiled milk. Some toppings include fish guts, fried chicken, watermelon, and lubriderm. Usually sold at pizza Hut.
I need some nigger lovers pizza to go with my purple drank.
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A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.
The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.
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