Shape Rape

When someone says they have a packet of shapes then everyone tackles them to the ground and rapes them for shapes

Person: I have shapes

Everyone else: SHAPE RAPE!!!!!

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vapour rape

When one has vapour rub put onto their chest against their will, or whilst they are in slumber. After the victor has completed the vapour rape, they go into a deep slumber whilst lying on the eucalyptus scenting chest of the victim. Usually performed whilst victim has a form of sickness. The victim will also not always be aware that the vapour rape has occurred, unless they smell the eucalyptus, or realise the vapour rub container is half empty after they arise from the deep slumber they rested from illness in.

John: Guess what I found out?
Isabelle: what?
John: Phoebe just rubbed vapour rub on Harry's chest against his will
Isabelle: Ew! Does harry know about this?
John: not yet, I'm going to tell him, it's shocking
Isabelle: isn't that called vapour rape?
John: yes OMG what a sick thing

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Skate Rape

A fraternity/sorority mixer where the guys wear trenchcoats, the girls wear whatever, and some people get raped.

Frat boy 1: Dude are you going to skate rape tonight?
Frat boy 2: Hell yeah!
*high five*

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Face-Rape

When someone hacks your Facebook account and changes your complete profile, including your name.

"Jessica totally face-raped me! She changed my name from Joshua to Harry Beavers!!"

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Mind Raped

When someone who is smart talks to you and you respond but after that point you cant remember where you are and are lost until that person shuts the fuck up.

Guy1:huh where am i,what the fuck happened?!
Guy2: haha you have been mind raped, if you can even remember what it was that did it, ill give u a cookie

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symbolism rape

When an English teacher abuses the idea of symbolism in literature to a heinous extent at which his/her students are mentally traumatized, often resulting in a feeling of violation and insecurity.

Suzy: Wow, Mrs. Johnson sure put a lot of emphasis on the symbolism in that book.

Jen: Yeah, that was total symbolism rape

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Speaker Rape

1. When some penis head blows up your speakers on your fully sick sterio.

2. When you turn your speakers to full til they blow-the-fuck up.

'' oh fuck i totally raped your speakers man sorry.''

''Thats speaker rape, i guess that makes us even since i raped your mum last night.''

''you sick fuck''

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