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A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.
Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.
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The first crap taken after anal sex which causes bleeding. Possibly due to the iron content of human blood.
I think I drank too much last night. This morning my butt hurts and I dropped a rusty duce.
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A person who licks their lover's rectum while at the same time jerks the person off.
In the gay porno the smaller guy gave the bigger guy a rusty hornblower.
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A homeless dude is beating his meat on the side of the road and the little girl said hey daddy what is that and he sayed of sweaty that is a rusty nail
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fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)
Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.
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The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman
1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.
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This is a ice cream snikers bar inserted in the butt. And eaten before it melts.
Gloria let me eat the rusty steve last night!!!!!!
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