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Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.
While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!
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A word to let your significant other that you want her to give you a wet sloppy session with her self little fuck hole that she calls a mouth
T and C bored to death with the stupid story that was being shared with them C looked at T and said I can't wait to try out that Slead "Sloppy Head" again its all I think about
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A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.
When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.
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The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.
I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.
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giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem
For the 4th of July i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot's gift, an Uncle Sloppy Sam
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When a guy and girl fall asleep naked in the spooning position and the guy has a wet dream. Due to the spooning position the guys member has slid in between the girls butt cheeks creating a hot-dog effect. When he ejaculates in her ass crack it makes it sloppy.
When Mark tells his friends about the strange circumstances surrounding his wet dream last night one of his buddies exclaims: " it was sort of like a sloppy hot-dog special."
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When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.
Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!
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