What white people say before they put you in your place.
Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”
Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”
male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.
my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.
The phrase you tell your friend about a certain someone who is being an asshole, or has an over powering self confidence in them self, in other words being cocky.
Friend 1 -Eric said he could finish a miller in 3 sips.
friend 2 -Buddy Licks The Stream.
Alpha Kenny Buddy Is Supposed To Sound Like "I'll Fuck Anybody" When Said Fast.
As An Example...
Hey, Alpha Kenny Buddy. Did You Know Alpha Kenny Buddy? Lets Go Find Someone Who Knows Alpha Kenny Buddy.
When a man performs oral sex on a woman after another man has vaginal intercourse with her during menstruation, the two men are considered "chum buddies".
Nigel knew that he was now Bill's chum buddy as he licked Bill's semen out of Wendy's bloody vagina...
When you have syphilis and can't control you're urge to go to the school bathroom and beat off to a math buddy that is thick.
I can't live without my thick math buddy.
Usually a friend who has porno magazines and is willing to share them with you, and had been lending them to you for the purpose of pleasing yourself.
-And who might you be?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.
-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?