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Commonly refers to terrorist factions. There are countless indications to determine whether or not someone is radical right-wing, but the most dominant indicator is that the person, or group, believes greatly in war and fulfilling objectives through means of terrorism. There is possible lack of belief in human life involved as well.
"Whoever says Bush is radical right-wing clearly doesn't know jackshit. Bush is just right-wing. You can't just call him radical right-wing just because we went to war. But then again what do I know; I try to veer away from politics."
-me
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A very sad specimen indeed. Here is an overview of the alt-right troll:
Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you don’t initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.
Habitat- Commonly found in their mother’s basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.
Behavior- The alt-right troll’s sole purpose is to “own the libs.” In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to “own the libs,” alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.
Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery weren’t that bad.
With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
If you go to a leftist/progressive YouTube video and scroll all the way to the bottom of the comment section, you will likely see an alt-right troll attempting to trigger the viewers. Before you get mad, take a moment and think about how sad and pathetic alt-right trolls truly are. If you keep that in mind, they will never be able to trigger you.
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Very good cannabis where one "hit" can mess your shit up. Much like the wildly popular song "I'm Too Sexy" caused Right Said Fred to be a "one hit wonder"
"Dude, that shit is bad-ass, it's totally Right Said Fred."
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someone who is so unintelligent that it's surprising how they aren't banging their right arm on their chest while trying to bite their ear
"Bro, he spoiled endgame. what a fucking right arm"
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The act of cleansing the US of neo Nazi scum.
I alt-right-deleted his Nazi ass!
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Wow I'm in a right buggers muddle with all this fuckin' homework that's due tomorrow. Should I go jack off instead? Yes
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Subset of "human rights activists." Someone willing to take a slap in the face or worse for a joke or funny remark with minimal to zero regard to the political correctness and or offensive strength of said humor, as defined in "Declarations of the Overseers of Humor Rights," (DOH, Right), caretakers: the OneCent.US Group of Companies.
Note: "Humor Rights Activists" make up less than 1% of adult humans, not to be confused with "humor rights advocate" which is just someone who will laugh at anything over the top but deny it later, basically the other 99%, friggin' hypocrites.
DOH Right! is the self appointed and undisputed (actually, no one cares) worldwide standard setting body for humor advocacy on six of the seven world continents, its only area of non-jurisdiction on Earth is Antarctica, where it's so friggin' cold that it's damn near impossible to laugh at anything except what a twit you are for signing up to do ANYTHING there.
Otherwise? the following is an excerpt from the DOH Right! "F.E.I.T.C.T.A.J," (you figure out that acronym yourself, hint, the "J" stands for JOKE. If you can't figure it out? Read on not. You are not ready.) Safe Humor International Techniques (S.H.I.... oops..) chapter on evaluating a situation wherever you are on the globe based on your GPS coordinates as to whether or not telling a particular joke to a given audience demographic is likely to get you:
a) a free beer
b) slapped
c) killed
d) vilified in public, adored behind closed doors.
Lenny Bruce may have been the first widely known humor rights activist. George Carlin, some say, will never be matched, nor Richard Pryor. Today's stand up comics have it easy, though broadcast TV still hangs on the 7 words, but its final demise, any minute now PLEASE, please adjust for time zone, we're on the Right Coast, California long caved to sucking up to the wounded special interest groups that get idiotic laws against insulting anyone, and sure to pass to require Beano be served with any salad containing cucumbers or radishes, and fugeddaboudit if you let one slip in Church and some kid laughs, as that will be considered a form of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.) Repeat offenders will have to register when they move into an area and will not be permitted to leave the house without a cork.
Current Humor Rights Activists:
(American actors and comics) Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, (Irish comic) Ed Byrne, (NYC's) (viral video hottie) Lauren Francesca, (actor/producer/comedian) Walter Masterson, (veteran comedy writer, producer and spiritual healer) Jeffrey Gurian, (coppin' "stayles") Derek DeAngelis and just to show you we're not biased in the least, a lone stray from San Francisco, though he's really Panamanian, so there, Renaldo Manuel Ricketts (aka GOX), who is hard to categorize.
These people are all fine examples of one fundamental fact of the human condition, that being:
"You can get away with anything if you're funny enough." Now who said THAT?
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