When you don't have any bros left in your bro inventory. This one isn't as good, but he is better than nothing
Don't have anybody to hang out with. Might call Cris, my side bro
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Music style when any arrogant, particularly well-off, douchebag attempts to make "visceral" or sentimental music. Often written/performed to look cool and/or score with someone.
You hear frat-Chad put out an EP? It's total bro fi in an attempt to nail Amanda.
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This is the hug where somebody goes in for a hug and there is a moment of awkwardness. You're not quite ready for the hug or are thrown off guard by the possibility of a hug happening so what do you do? You just kind of fidget and then give the other person a little arm up pat on the back. It's almost like hugging a sibling that you're not quite affectionate with so you pat each other instead.
" I ran into Joe the other day...since we haven't seen each other in years I wasn't sure what to do when he went in for a hug so I gave him The Bro-Hug instead. I'll never hear the end of it for that one!"
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When two or more "bros" get in a fight over the same women. Usually at a party and while heavily intoxicated.
Bro 1: I came with Lexi, she's leaving with me!!
Bro 2: no way bro! She is soo over you she staying with me!!
Bro 1: no way bro!! (Gets in bro 2's face)
Bro2: way bro!!!! (Bro 2 & bro 1 commence to bro off fight/shit talk)
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the guy that lives on the 4th floor up martin's apartment.
"whassup bro man?!"
::comes through fire escape::
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Any noun or proper noun that has been purposefully altered to include the word 'bro'. Typically this is used in words containing a syllable that already rhymes with bro as this simplifies the integration. This rhetoric is most commonly observed among male friends addressing each other.
Ex. 1
Guy1: "What's going on bro biden?"
Guy2: "Not much, brorack brobama. How's things?"
Ex. 2
Guy1: "Yo, broseph, can I get a spot?"
Guy2: "What's the matter, can't handle the broflex? Yeah, I gotcha, don't worry, I'm a brofessional."
Guy1: "Quit dropping the bro nouns and help me."
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Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.
"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."
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