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family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up

person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.

by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 30, 2022


Family

a group containing parents and children

I am a family

by 5949 June 9, 2016


Family

Family is people who give you free food. And people who give you free food are family.

"Family is free food" - nej 2019

Rebecca: Ohana means food.

John: No it means family you dumbass.

Karen: Guys chill, no need to be worked up. Because you're both wrong! Since family means free food. And free food means family. Family is free food! How can you guys be so stupid?

Rebecca & John : ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

by Shunshun June 12, 2019


Family

People connected either biologically or by strong feelings of love and acceptance. Not strictly between a parent and a child but also between two lovers or two friends.

Family is often much more complicated that it might be thought to be.

by Im worth it June 5, 2020


Family

Something you love, never forget about, sometimes get mad at, and endless โค๐Ÿ˜˜

I love my Family

by Some middle schooler June 28, 2019


Family

No one gets left behind or forgotten

Ohana means Family

by stitchboi32 September 25, 2019


Family

For the LGBTQ+ community this word is used as a signifier to other LGBTQ+ people that you're a member. It's used in situations where discussing the community openly might not be safe.

It also implies a sense of acceptance right off the bat.

Not to assume, but are you family?

by randomhappenstance May 7, 2024