When you hijack someone's post on Facebook to type 5 paragraphs about how you talked on the phone to the Chief Engineering Officer of the Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), no matter how true it was, and then you delete it because it's completely irrelevant... you might have whiskey fingers.
When you cheer yourself on for posting 2 Tweets with exactly 140 characters... you might have whiskey fingers.
When you comment on your brother's in-laws families post about Blackberry using the phrase "RIM job" and then giggle for a half hour straight, well - you probably have whiskey fingers. (Then forget to delete it, but luckily everyone involved finds it funny because RIM is doing so poorly on the market. Thankfully you read things while you're sober and have some small understanding of the tech industry.)
When you spend more than like 5 minutes adding some bullshit entry to Urban dictionary cause I don't fucking know why but I'm going for a smoke now.
Oh man. Oh, FUCK man. I drank like a fifth of... some kind of whiskey. Man. I am so highly intoxicated right now, I am like... INEBRIATED. My fingers are just typing because of the whiskey.
I think I have whiskey fingers.
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When you jerk off and explode on your keyboard resulting in sticky fingers
I was watching a little Lisa Ann action and performed sticky fingers all over the place
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The term "2 Fingers" is most commonly used in situations where throwing up the peace sign seems socially inappropriate. The term defined means "peace out", "see ya", and can interchangably be used as "yeah right." Females and males alike commonly use the term when rejecting a member of the opposite sex, right before they turn and walk away.
Ashley: OMG did you see that hideous 5 foot nothing trying to talk to me?
Alexis: Yeah he was nasty...how'd you get out of that one.
Ashley: I just said "2 fingers", and turned and walked away.
Alexis: Ah, that would explain the perplexed and hurt look on his face
Both: *high five
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Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester
After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.
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The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.
Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.
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Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.
John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.
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1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler
2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.
"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"
"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."
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