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A private all girls catholic high school in Lincoln Heights filled with skanks, hoes, and sluts. This school is so needy for students.
Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now
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Released in 1967 this is The Beatles eighth studio album. It is possibly the most overrated record ever made. Not as good as Magical Mystery Tour released later the same year and not as important (or as good) as Revolver released a year earlier.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is a very good record none the less, maybe even great, but it aint Mozart.
Usually name checked by people who know little about music and even less about The Beatles.
John:"Let's go back to the flat and listen to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."
Paul: "Let's go back to the flat but let's listen to Revolver"
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typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you
boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?
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1) When you think something is "the greatest of all time" because you have heard it said by others for so long that you begin to believe it yourself.
2) Conforming with a majority of people's opinion about something being the "greatest of all time" when you might not fully understand why.
A day in the life of someone with this condition...
Person #1: DUDE! Snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time.
Person #2: That's strange. I could have swore the other day you said Kit Kat was the greatest candy bar. What made you change your mind?
Person #1: Well, I read a Rolling Stone article listing the 500 greatest candy bars of all time. They placed Snickers as number one. OMG SNICKERS IS THE BEST BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS. NOW I THINK IT'S THE BEST TOO
Person #2: Oh God, you're suffering a bad case of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.
Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.
The best thing ever since sliced bread
Person 1: what should I listen to
Everyone: SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND DUHHHH
When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”
MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!