The feeling of exhaustion, euphoria, and happiness you get after having sex with someone whose name starts with J. Like quaaludes, being with them is addicting.
friend: you were with Jeff again last night? You’re obsessed with that guy!
Me: I’m addicted to the J-lude
Receiving oral sex while getting your buttocks cleaned by a bidet.
The bidet cleaned my cheeks while my girlfriend cleaned my cock via bidet-J.
A Person who bought a among us mug
Bob: I just saw Joseph J. Buy a among us mug.
Tom: cool