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Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 2, 2021


my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019


the left twix

A type of chocolate Not similar at all the the right twix because it has a better chocolate to wafer ratio and tastes better over all. That's why the left twix is sold out must of the time because it tastes way better

The right twixs tastes nothing like the left twix. They are both diffrent

by Be_my_telletubby?? February 20, 2018


Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022


That bitch left her cupcakes.

When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.

When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”

by Floatonok November 25, 2020


left ball good luck

like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.

i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!

by November 14, 2022


LA Left

A communally accepted practice where Angelenos, waiting to take a left, go on or just before the light turns red because it’s freaking impossible to go before then :/

Dude, was just in K-town the other day, and I took 20 LA lefts.

Bro, I lived in LA so long, I got a ticket making an LA left in my hometown, and I forgot it was illegal.

by Danthesodacankim October 14, 2023