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long duck dong

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.

"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."

by Kryger January 13, 2009


Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

by Ryan⠀Gosling August 04, 2023


Asian Long Islander

Asian Long Islander is the term used for those that are both Asian and from Long Island. They usually don't know their place in society and wish they were white. Their accent is messed up because it is a mixture of an annoying Long Island Accent and a weird Asian accent.

She looks Asian but sounds weird. She must be an Asian Long Islander

by Brian 33 May 19, 2006


Long Island Steamer

the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.

Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!

by You aint shit, honey! May 19, 2006


Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.

Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”

by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020


long island vagina

An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.

I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.

by McGoo31 December 08, 2015


Long block math

the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...

Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math

by batraworld May 09, 2018