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when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"
this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop
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The sound your grandmom makes when she gets up from the table and farts
<Grandmom gets up> <farts> and exclaims, "Poo Poo Pee Doo!" as she walks to the bathroom.
Trying not to laugh until you leak.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her
Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt
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Something that chavs or chores frequently ask for.
Ere mate you got twenny pee fot bus?
Wot you walkin away for nob 'ed?
Don't ignore me dick 'ed!
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When one walks into a public restroom, exclaims "Five Year Old Pee", steps up to the urinal, drops both his trousers and his undergarments, and takes a leek.
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The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.
see also: pee out your poop.
" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"
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