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back shark

Derived from Jamaican slang. Much like the United States uses “69” as a way to symbolize dual-action oral sex, Jamaicans use the last two digits of their year of independence (1962) to depict the act of a a man slamming a woman from behind, whilst pulling her hair back, much like grabbing the dorsal fin of a shark from behind and pulling.

The term is also used in the popular game “bingo” when one cries out after matching 5 numbers. Essentially, meaning one has “nailed it!”

I took her home last night and delivered a brutal shark back-ing. That’s why she’s in a wheelchair now, Maahn.

Janet covered her last number, stood up, and yelled “back shark!” to claim her prize; a large gold pendant in the shape of “62”, and the resort staff have noticed.

by E.T. Fingermen May 17, 2021


Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild

Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023


epaulette sharks

A species of long tailed carpet sharks

The are many species of epaulette sharks

by Foreverlovenme March 22, 2016


Shark Day

Let us be joyous in remembering Feb 8th as Shark Day.

Alli loves Shark Day.

by WhoisDis425 February 8, 2022


Special Shark

Special Shark, made by book writer Samuel Dela Cruz Torres, Special Shark is a woman who is a shark that can fight bad guys in and out of water.

Jesus Crist is SPECIAL SHARK.

by colistercaperrape June 3, 2017


Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.

Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.

by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019


shark flippin’

defeating an opponent using the most ludicrous possible method. ( originally a reference to tonic immobility caused in sharks by flipping them on their backs)

Gandalf’s plan to send Hobbits into a volcano was straight shark flippin’.

by 20pctBritish August 31, 2020